Me. At least after what I've been through.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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