Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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