If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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