Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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