I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Randomize
