yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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