Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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