I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
"it" just moved
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
my sisters under your porch take her home
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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