let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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