mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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