Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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