every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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