i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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