Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
did you just send me my own nude
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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