Hey man sorry I got all grabby
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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