1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
When are your genitals available?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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