Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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