is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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