yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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