Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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