Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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