just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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