he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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