I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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