your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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