we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
