I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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