Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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