No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
