I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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