I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Damn victory sex feels great
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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