I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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