I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Help. Why am I so naked?
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