Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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