I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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