Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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