do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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