i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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