Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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