Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
