ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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