He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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