Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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