I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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