I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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