ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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