Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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