well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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