I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
