He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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