STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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