Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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