do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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