Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dual....:-)
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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