Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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