I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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